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Vol 3 Issue 20
Oppo: Enfield Invicta
Date: 12 September 2004
Venue: Woodside Park
Match type: Dec
Weather: Getting cold...

Result: Draw
 
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Dullness all around as summer draws to a close

A dull end of season September afternoon set the tone for a dull end of season match. Eight reluctant and generally hung-over "Specials" waited for skipper Golding to announce that, thankfully, we would bat first and give most of us time to wake up and allow the other two players to arrive. Morale was boosted when Dominic turned up (with Jani).

Even better was a fantastic opening stand of 98 between Tony Medlock and Mike Herlihy. The latter even matching Medlock shot for shot, contributing 39.

In the pavilion Jani was still seething over what he considered to be the failure of the British team in the Athens Olympics, singling out Steve Backley for particular criticism (even though the ex silver medallist was still 4th in the whole wide world).

Medlock continued to bat unbeaten for two and a half hours, a chanceless knock amassing 119 and a supplying a perfectly spoked wagon wheel chart for his bedroom wall. He wasn't really helped by Paulo, Naisbitt I. or Cosgrove (out to his signature stroke) but McGowan chipped in with 19 and "Daley" Jani a valuable 9. Specials declared at tea with an impressive 220 for the loss of 6 wickets in just 34 overs.

For everyone except Tony and "Fatima" Jani the highlight of the day was a superb tea which featured home made scones with cream and strawberries, and being a cold afternoon no fans (scroungers) were hanging around for left overs.

Enfield started very well as Cole and Metha kept out some mean bowling from Cattel and Pilgrim and began to build a competitive score. They looked impregnable to quality, if predictable, bowling so Golding made an inspired change and turned to guile.

Giving the ball to occasional player "Hurricane" Ivan he was rewarded with a wicket first ball. A full bunger was top edged by Mehta, to who else but "Tessa" Jani, who made an excellent catch. All the players ran to congratulate Golding, leaving Jani to console himself that at least he had done something to restore some pride in British sport.

A couple other Enfield batsmen got in, but none had the strokes of a Medlock and it soon became obvious that a draw was on the cards. Opener Cole made a determined 48 but seemed to feel he could have made more against some of the poorer bowling. Cattel , 2 wickets and Pilgrim 3, gave Enfield a slight scare but they batted out and reached 168-7.


Winners: Tony, Smiler the Tea Lady and Jani
Losers: Steve Backley


© Ivan Naisbitt 2004